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1. What if lye had a customer service line? save
2. Lye is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about lye is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine lye, but run by your grandma. save
5. Lye: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like lye is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for lye. save
8. Lye has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers lye for the first time. save
10. Lye if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save