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1. What if local variable had a customer service line? save
2. Local variable is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about local variable is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine local variable, but run by your grandma. save
5. Local variable: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like local variable is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for local variable. save
8. Local variable has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers local variable for the first time. save
10. Local variable if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save