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1. What if lazy initialisation had a customer service line? save
2. Lazy initialisation is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about lazy initialisation is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine lazy initialisation, but run by your grandma. save
5. Lazy initialisation: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like lazy initialisation is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for lazy initialisation. save
8. Lazy initialisation has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers lazy initialisation for the first time. save
10. Lazy initialisation if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save