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1. What if kept had a customer service line? save
2. Kept is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about kept is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine kept, but run by your grandma. save
5. Kept: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like kept is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for kept. save
8. Kept has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers kept for the first time. save
10. Kept if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save