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1. What if johnson had a customer service line? save
2. Johnson is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about johnson is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine johnson, but run by your grandma. save
5. Johnson: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like johnson is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for johnson. save
8. Johnson has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers johnson for the first time. save
10. Johnson if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save