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1. What if john had a customer service line? save
2. John is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about john is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine john, but run by your grandma. save
5. John: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like john is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for john. save
8. John has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers john for the first time. save
10. John if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save