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1. What if items had a customer service line? save
2. Items is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about items is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine items, but run by your grandma. save
5. Items: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like items is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for items. save
8. Items has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers items for the first time. save
10. Items if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save