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1. What if heeft had a customer service line? save
2. Heeft is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about heeft is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine heeft, but run by your grandma. save
5. Heeft: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like heeft is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for heeft. save
8. Heeft has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers heeft for the first time. save
10. Heeft if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save