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1. What if hard wire had a customer service line? save
2. Hard wire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about hard wire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine hard wire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Hard wire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like hard wire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for hard wire. save
8. Hard wire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers hard wire for the first time. save
10. Hard wire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save