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1. What if hard attack had a customer service line? save
2. Hard attack is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about hard attack is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine hard attack, but run by your grandma. save
5. Hard attack: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like hard attack is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for hard attack. save
8. Hard attack has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers hard attack for the first time. save
10. Hard attack if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save