Riff a topic

Angles

1. What if half-empty had a customer service line? save
2. Half-empty is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about half-empty is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine half-empty, but run by your grandma. save
5. Half-empty: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like half-empty is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for half-empty. save
8. Half-empty has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers half-empty for the first time. save
10. Half-empty if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save