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1. What if half-boot had a customer service line? save
2. Half-boot is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about half-boot is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine half-boot, but run by your grandma. save
5. Half-boot: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like half-boot is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for half-boot. save
8. Half-boot has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers half-boot for the first time. save
10. Half-boot if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save