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1. What if goroutine had a customer service line? save
2. Goroutine is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about goroutine is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine goroutine, but run by your grandma. save
5. Goroutine: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like goroutine is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for goroutine. save
8. Goroutine has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers goroutine for the first time. save
10. Goroutine if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save