Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

futures contractfuturesforward contractfutures marketforwardspreadcall optionpositionoptionforward marketnearbyput optioncontract of saleactualstime bargainaccumulatorderivatives marketfut.spot marketnovationopen interestexchangeableamerican optionquote

Sounds like (for puns)

futures contractfuturisticfuture perfectbreach of contractfutures marketsocial contractsarcoticsarcomasarcomeresarcomeres

Angles

  1. What if future contract had a customer service line? save
  2. Future contract is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about future contract is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine future contract, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Future contract: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like future contract is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for future contract. save
  8. Future contract has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers future contract for the first time. save
  10. Future contract if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save