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1. What if formatting had a customer service line? save
2. Formatting is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about formatting is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine formatting, but run by your grandma. save
5. Formatting: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like formatting is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for formatting. save
8. Formatting has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers formatting for the first time. save
10. Formatting if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save