Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

scissorsdummy scissorsscissors kickscissor tackleheadscissorsscissor kickbladeedgeshelftoresnipsnippedsnippingclipperscutshearsnipsgivegrinderbowcutspairriprock

Sounds like (for puns)

flattersflatterersfluttersfloatersflossesflustersflotillassightseerssolitairessolitaire

Angles

  1. What if flat scissors had a customer service line? save
  2. Flat scissors is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about flat scissors is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine flat scissors, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Flat scissors: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like flat scissors is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for flat scissors. save
  8. Flat scissors has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers flat scissors for the first time. save
  10. Flat scissors if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save