Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

fifthfivefive-year-oldquinquennialquinquenniumfive hundredfive pointsfivefoldfivestake fivefive nationstwenty fivefifthsfiftiethyear oldyearlongforty fiveyearsmultiyearfifthlydecadesixty fivefiftyfifteen

Sounds like (for puns)

five yearfive yearsfiverfajarfineervivirfavorfeverfavourfewerfeverishfavrefaverfakirfavorefeuerfirewirefauverfakeerfinirfaqirfavorerfaivrefire wire

Angles

  1. What if five year had a customer service line? save
  2. Five year is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about five year is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine five year, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Five year: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like five year is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for five year. save
  8. Five year has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers five year for the first time. save
  10. Five year if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save