Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

tomorningbright and earlymorningsa.m.ante meridiemearly onmidbreakfastantejentacularlyearly doorsinitiallyfirstday onebetidesearlyup frontantemeridiemforemosterstovernightfirst of allaheadfirstlyfirst upbefore

Sounds like (for puns)

first thingfirst songfirstlingfirst menfrostingfastingfeastingfistingfrettingfrightingfrothingfreightingfruitingfirst timefirst-timefirst teamfrittingthirstingfirst onefurry tonguefesteringfastinfestinfirst-year

Angles

  1. What if first thing had a customer service line? save
  2. First thing is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about first thing is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine first thing, but run by your grandma. save
  5. First thing: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like first thing is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for first thing. save
  8. First thing has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers first thing for the first time. save
  10. First thing if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save