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1. What if first conditional had a customer service line? save
2. First conditional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about first conditional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine first conditional, but run by your grandma. save
5. First conditional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like first conditional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for first conditional. save
8. First conditional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers first conditional for the first time. save
10. First conditional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save