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1. What if fire proof had a customer service line? save
2. Fire proof is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about fire proof is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine fire proof, but run by your grandma. save
5. Fire proof: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like fire proof is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for fire proof. save
8. Fire proof has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers fire proof for the first time. save
10. Fire proof if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save