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1. What if feature article had a customer service line? save
2. Feature article is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about feature article is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine feature article, but run by your grandma. save
5. Feature article: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like feature article is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for feature article. save
8. Feature article has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers feature article for the first time. save
10. Feature article if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save