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1. What if eyebrows had a customer service line? save
2. Eyebrows is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about eyebrows is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine eyebrows, but run by your grandma. save
5. Eyebrows: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like eyebrows is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for eyebrows. save
8. Eyebrows has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers eyebrows for the first time. save
10. Eyebrows if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save