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1. What if extract had a customer service line? save
2. Extract is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about extract is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine extract, but run by your grandma. save
5. Extract: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like extract is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for extract. save
8. Extract has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers extract for the first time. save
10. Extract if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save