Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

usespenddropallocatesassignsattachesconsecratesdedicatesdevotesembodiesenshrinesentrenchesspendsusesconsumeswastedconservesguzzlesgeneratesincurscontributesprocrastinatesgobblesearns

Sounds like (for puns)

expendsexpandsexpoundsexpendexpenderexpandexpenseextendsexpoundexpanderexpandersexpandoexpounderexpendedexplodesexpanseexpensessuspendsexpungedexpungesexpandingexpandedexpoundingexpending

Angles

  1. What if expends had a customer service line? save
  2. Expends is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about expends is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine expends, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Expends: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like expends is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for expends. save
  8. Expends has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers expends for the first time. save
  10. Expends if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save