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Means about the same

absolute returnreturn on investmentexpected valueprofitability indexcash on cash returnexpected losspresent valuerate of returnrate of profitprofitreturn on tangible equitynet present valueactuarial present valuemarginal efficiency of capitalabnormal returntime to valuereturn on capitalaccounting rate of returnprice-earnings ratiorisk premiumannual effective discount ratecost of equityexpected utility hypothesisrisk-free rate

Sounds like (for puns)

expectoratingexpectorateexpectorationespectadoramended returnsuspectedsuspectedlysuspectingschenectadyscriptwriter

Angles

  1. What if expected return had a customer service line? save
  2. Expected return is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about expected return is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine expected return, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Expected return: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like expected return is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for expected return. save
  8. Expected return has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers expected return for the first time. save
  10. Expected return if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save