Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if absolute return had a customer service line? save
  2. Absolute return is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about absolute return is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine absolute return, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Absolute return: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like absolute return is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for absolute return. save
  8. Absolute return has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers absolute return for the first time. save
  10. Absolute return if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save