Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

85thsixty fiveeightiethforty fivetwenty fiveninetyninety ninefifteeneighteightiesfive hundredfiftietheighth105theighteenfive pointseightfoldfifthsixtyishseventiethfifteentheightsninetieseighteenth

Sounds like (for puns)

eighty-fiveeighty fiveeighty-foureighty fourhfvc5atvatfeighty-fiftheighty fifthataaforty-fiveedifyfifty-fivehigh-fivem5atifforty fivehigh fivehi fiveetouffeefifty fiveltiafter five

Angles

  1. What if eighty five had a customer service line? save
  2. Eighty five is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about eighty five is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine eighty five, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Eighty five: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like eighty five is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for eighty five. save
  8. Eighty five has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers eighty five for the first time. save
  10. Eighty five if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save