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What if decomposition had a customer service line? save
Decomposition is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about decomposition is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine decomposition, but run by your grandma. save
Decomposition: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like decomposition is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for decomposition. save
Decomposition has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers decomposition for the first time. save
Decomposition if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save