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1. What if dark bread had a customer service line? save
2. Dark bread is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about dark bread is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine dark bread, but run by your grandma. save
5. Dark bread: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like dark bread is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for dark bread. save
8. Dark bread has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers dark bread for the first time. save
10. Dark bread if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save