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1. What if damp had a customer service line? save
2. Damp is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about damp is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine damp, but run by your grandma. save
5. Damp: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like damp is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for damp. save
8. Damp has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers damp for the first time. save
10. Damp if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save