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1. What if contiguous had a customer service line? save
2. Contiguous is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about contiguous is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine contiguous, but run by your grandma. save
5. Contiguous: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like contiguous is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for contiguous. save
8. Contiguous has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers contiguous for the first time. save
10. Contiguous if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save