Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

drafteelevyrecruitraiseenlistingrecruitingrecruitmentdragoonedindoctrinatingmaimingcoercingenslavingmassacringmutilatingabductingtrickingsubjugatedemobilizevictimizingbrainwashoppressingdisembowelingengorgingbrutalizing

Sounds like (for puns)

conscriptingconscriptionconscriptconscriptedconscriptsconcretingconsortingconcertingconsecratingencrypting

Angles

  1. What if conscripting had a customer service line? save
  2. Conscripting is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about conscripting is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine conscripting, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Conscripting: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like conscripting is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for conscripting. save
  8. Conscripting has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers conscripting for the first time. save
  10. Conscripting if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save