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Means about the same

closing shutdown stoppage stop blockage occlusion gag rule cloture closedown block abandonment bans bell blockades blockages blocking blocks cessations clasps close close-out closed closeout closes

Rhymes

foreclosures croziers exposures disclosures enclosures

Sounds like (for puns)

closures closers closure clovers cloners clears cleaners cloture cleavers clatters clickers clutters clowers clockers clangers clackers clingers claire's clearers clivers classers closured clothes clothiers

Angles

What if closures had a customer service line? save
Closures is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about closures is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine closures, but run by your grandma. save
Closures: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like closures is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for closures. save
Closures has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers closures for the first time. save
Closures if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save