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1. What if classifiers had a customer service line? save
2. Classifiers is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about classifiers is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine classifiers, but run by your grandma. save
5. Classifiers: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like classifiers is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for classifiers. save
8. Classifiers has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers classifiers for the first time. save
10. Classifiers if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save