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1. What if classical had a customer service line? save
2. Classical is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about classical is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine classical, but run by your grandma. save
5. Classical: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like classical is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for classical. save
8. Classical has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers classical for the first time. save
10. Classical if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save