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1. What if centered had a customer service line? save
2. Centered is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about centered is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine centered, but run by your grandma. save
5. Centered: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like centered is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for centered. save
8. Centered has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers centered for the first time. save
10. Centered if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save