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1. What if cabal had a customer service line? save
2. Cabal is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about cabal is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine cabal, but run by your grandma. save
5. Cabal: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like cabal is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for cabal. save
8. Cabal has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers cabal for the first time. save
10. Cabal if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save