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1. What if bitmap had a customer service line? save
2. Bitmap is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about bitmap is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine bitmap, but run by your grandma. save
5. Bitmap: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like bitmap is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for bitmap. save
8. Bitmap has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers bitmap for the first time. save
10. Bitmap if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save