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1. What if benchmarks had a customer service line? save
2. Benchmarks is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about benchmarks is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine benchmarks, but run by your grandma. save
5. Benchmarks: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like benchmarks is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for benchmarks. save
8. Benchmarks has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers benchmarks for the first time. save
10. Benchmarks if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save