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1. What if basic principle had a customer service line? save
2. Basic principle is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about basic principle is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine basic principle, but run by your grandma. save
5. Basic principle: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like basic principle is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for basic principle. save
8. Basic principle has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers basic principle for the first time. save
10. Basic principle if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save