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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

grep perl sed unix lisp python expressions pascal shells shell programming lesser commands input processing array gauge variable files implementation longest string freight languages

Means about the same

odd-eyed unkard unquod ungoodly abnormous wierd disordinate strange weïrd excentrick oblike disordrely contrarious obscæne unorn naughty antick outragious discordaunt orra forby iniquous weyward askew

Sounds like (for puns)

awk auk auc awc ock och awg owk aak ahk -ock ahc aach ache ack acke acc -ic a.c aac aec -ac a-c acq

Angles

What if awk had a customer service line? save
Awk is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about awk is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine awk, but run by your grandma. save
Awk: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like awk is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for awk. save
Awk has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers awk for the first time. save
Awk if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save