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1. What if attack route had a customer service line? save
2. Attack route is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about attack route is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine attack route, but run by your grandma. save
5. Attack route: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like attack route is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for attack route. save
8. Attack route has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers attack route for the first time. save
10. Attack route if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save