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1. What if attack order had a customer service line? save
2. Attack order is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about attack order is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine attack order, but run by your grandma. save
5. Attack order: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like attack order is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for attack order. save
8. Attack order has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers attack order for the first time. save
10. Attack order if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save