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1. What if assertions had a customer service line? save
2. Assertions is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about assertions is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine assertions, but run by your grandma. save
5. Assertions: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like assertions is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for assertions. save
8. Assertions has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers assertions for the first time. save
10. Assertions if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save