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1. What if asserted had a customer service line? save
2. Asserted is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about asserted is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine asserted, but run by your grandma. save
5. Asserted: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like asserted is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for asserted. save
8. Asserted has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers asserted for the first time. save
10. Asserted if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save