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1. What if approach pattern had a customer service line? save
2. Approach pattern is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about approach pattern is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine approach pattern, but run by your grandma. save
5. Approach pattern: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like approach pattern is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for approach pattern. save
8. Approach pattern has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers approach pattern for the first time. save
10. Approach pattern if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save