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1. What if alternative had a customer service line? save
2. Alternative is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about alternative is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine alternative, but run by your grandma. save
5. Alternative: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like alternative is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for alternative. save
8. Alternative has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers alternative for the first time. save
10. Alternative if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save