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1. What if alloc had a customer service line? save
2. Alloc is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about alloc is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine alloc, but run by your grandma. save
5. Alloc: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like alloc is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for alloc. save
8. Alloc has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers alloc for the first time. save
10. Alloc if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save