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1. What if acquire had a customer service line? save
2. Acquire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about acquire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine acquire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Acquire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like acquire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for acquire. save
8. Acquire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers acquire for the first time. save
10. Acquire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save