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1. What if accel had a customer service line? save
2. Accel is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about accel is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine accel, but run by your grandma. save
5. Accel: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like accel is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for accel. save
8. Accel has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers accel for the first time. save
10. Accel if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save